• horoscope: you breathe on a daily basis
  • me: omg that is so me how did they do that
  • me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
  • me today: i do. i need sleep.
  • me tonight: lol who needs sleep

monroxe:

snorlaxatives:

remember when ryan seacrest tried to high five a blind guy

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(Source: snorlaxatives)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(Source: meladoodle)


(Source: readymind)