- horoscope: you breathe on a daily basis
- me: omg that is so me how did they do that
- me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
- me today: i do. i need sleep.
- me tonight: lol who needs sleep
remember when ryan seacrest tried to high five a blind guy
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police